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So many great actors in
New York, you know.

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Oh! Totally.
By the way, well worth the trip.

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Well worth the trip.

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Well, and this kid Jason we
got, he's gonna be great.

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He's remarkable.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, he is so great.

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I don't know, I think we're
really set with the cast.

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Yeah. They're all pretty good,
with one notable exception.

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Maria Sofia.

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- Mr. Greene?
- [Jeff Greene] Yup.

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{\an8}Hi. I'm Tony.
I'll be your driver for today.

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{\an8}Hi, Mr. David.
I'm Miriam Clubok.

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I'll be your driver today.

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- [Tony] How was your flight?
- Delightful.

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- Can I take your bag?
- [Jeff] Sure. Thank you.

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This way.

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- Can I take your bag, sir?
- Hmm...

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It's not a problem at all.
It's part of the service.

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- I don't think so. I got it.
- Are you sure?

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I got it. I'm good. Thank you.

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Oh, hey!

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Seth Rogen, he's filming that
Viking movie on the lot.

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- Yeah.
- I asked him if he wanted

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to do a guest starring thing on the show

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as Bud Friedman.
He wants to do it.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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- That's fantastic!
- It's amazing!

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It's all coming together.

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I'm right there, behind the red bag.

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Oh! There's mine.
Brown one, right behind you.

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- I got it.
- Oh, I can grab that.

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- I can grab this, no problem.
- No, I insist.

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- I got it.
- I must insist.

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- Sir!
- I got it.

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Sir, I have the bag.

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I got it. I got it.
Thank you, thank you.

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- Well, let me carry these then.
- No, no. Won't be necessary.

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I got it. I got it.
Thank-- I-- Please.

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I got it, thank you.
Thank you.

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- [Jeff] You ready?
- Yeah.

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- They look heavy. I can help.
- I got it.

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Oh, sh--

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- Oh, look who's back.
- Hey.

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- How was the trip to New York?
- Trip was good,

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but I hurt my back because they
sent this tiny woman driver,

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I was uncomfortable with
her carrying my bags,

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and I schlepped those.

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Now I gotta go to a chiropractor.

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You're being accommodating.
If you're gonna do that shit,

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you might as well put
her in the backseat

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and you fucking drive.

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I'm gonna call the company.

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I don't want to go through this again.

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Thank you for calling
AandK Limousine Service.

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How may I help you?

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Oh, hi. It's Larry David.
Uh, small issue.

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Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry.
What happened?

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[Larry] <i>It's not a big deal.</i>

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You sent a woman driver to pick me up,

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<i>and I was uncomfortable
with her carrying my bags.</i>

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I kind of hurt my back a little bit,

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to tell you the truth.

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<i>And so I'm just calling
to ask, if possible,</i>

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<i>the next time I need a car,
that you will send a man.</i>

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Did this young lady refuse to help you?

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No, not at all.
She was extremely cooperative.

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Mr. David, let me just reassure you
that our female drivers can do

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anything our male drivers can do.

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[Larry] <i>Yes,
I'm quite sure they can,</i>

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but I just don't want a
woman carrying my bags.

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- I don't think it's a good look.
- Okay, so this is about looks.

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You want a more attractive woman driver.

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Is that what you're saying?

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[Larry] <i>No, I don't care
if she's attractive.</i>

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I just don't want a woman
driver, that's all.

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Mr. David, we're in a
pretty evolved society.

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I'm afraid that may come
off a little sexist.

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Sexist? Oh, God! Please. No.

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<i>Obviously, you don't know me at all.</i>

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<i>I'm not even the least bit sexist.</i>

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Although I do like to
have sex with women.

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I don't know if that makes
me a sexist. Does that--

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Does wanting to have sex with
women make you a sexist?

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I don't know.
It's an interesting question.

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Are you saying you want to have--

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You want to have sex with our drivers?

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No, I don't want to have
sex with your drivers.

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Are you saying you want
to have sex with me?

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What?
Who said anything about you?

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I don't wanna have sex with you.

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Why would I wanna have sex with you?

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<i>Don't be ridiculous,
I would never!</i>

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Never? What, excuse me?

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Of course, maybe I
would, if-- if we met,

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and, uh, and you were attractive,

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I-- I would consider it, you know, but--

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If I was attractive?

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No, no. I don't care
if you're attractive.

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I can be attracted to people
who aren't attractive.

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I've had sex with many women
who aren't attractive

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because I was attracted to them.

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Yeah, tap that ass.

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Wow, okay.
So now I'm unattractive?

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No, I didn't say you're not attractive.

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I don't even know you.

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How do I know if you're
attractive or not?

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That's not what this is about.

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I don't wanna have sex with
you, but again, I could.

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<i>I mean, you sound
attractive, but you know,</i>

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the telephone's very deceiving.
You never know.

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I was once on the phone with
a woman from Ticketmaster

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for half an hour, and I
met her, and it was--

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It was ridiculous, it was crazy!

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Mr. David, this is really out of line

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and very uncomfortable
for me at this point.

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I'm extremely uncomfortable.
You know what?

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Let's forget I even called.
I don't care.

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<i>Send a woman. It's fine.</i>

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Thank you, Mr. David.
You have a lovely day.

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You gonna tap that?

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- Are you nuts? Tap what?
- Come on, you hittin' that.

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Oh, that's the roofer.

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- [Jonas] Hey, how you doing?
- Hey.

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I'm looking for Mr. Larry David.

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Yeah, me.

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How you doing? I'm Jonas
from Champion Roofers.

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- Ah.
- I'm here to check out your leak.

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It's the guest room.
It's up that way.

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Well, that's where it starts,

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and, uh, you never know where it goes.

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So I gotta get my ladder
and get up there

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and check it out.

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- You're going up?
- Yeah, I'm a roofer.

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That's what I do.

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Leon.

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[Jonas] Hey, Leon.

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Jonas, Champion Roofers.
How you doing?

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[Larry] He's going up.

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- You go on the fucking roof?
- Well, yeah.

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Damn.

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I don't wanna take up
any more of your time.

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Twenty minutes, okay?
And I'll give you a quote.

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Let me get my ladder.

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Motherfucker need a crane.
You feel me?

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♪ ♪

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Let's check this puppy out.

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Ooh!

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You know what?

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I think I'm gonna go
outside for a while.

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Yeah, yeah.

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♪ ♪

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Uh, how's business here?

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Business is good.

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Why are there no people here?

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Well, the doctor likes to
space out the appointments

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so that everybody gets a good
amount of time with him.

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[Larry] "What's the
last thing you bought

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that changed your life?"

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That's a question in this magazine.

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I don't know.

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{\an8}Ah, the juicy tomato.

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{\an8}Just because
Tom Brady avoids them--

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{\an8}I think he's ready for you.
You can just go right in.

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{\an8}Ah! Okay.

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Well, great news, my friend.
As expected, you are gonna live.

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You have a quadratus strain,

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which can be explained by
the fact that you lifted

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something heavy, which you cannot do.

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Well, what was I--
What was I supposed to do?

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She was this frail woman.

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Well, I completely understand that.

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If it were me,
I wouldn't have done it.

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But that's because I lost
chivalry, uh, after the divorce.

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- Why? What do you mean?
- My wife cheated on me.

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- Really?
- Yeah, three times.

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So you're leading the single life now?

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I'm leading the single life.
Couldn't be happier.

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- Hey, let me ask you a question.
- Sure, anything.

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How come there's nobody
in your waiting room?

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Oh, well, you know what?
I like to space them out.

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Privacy. You know, we get some
high profile people in here.

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Like you or Harrison Ford.

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Oh, Harrison Ford is a patient?

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No, it was a hypothetical.
If Harrison Ford were a patient,

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I would tell you he's incredibly lovely.

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Bit of a curmudgeon sometimes, but--

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- So he's a patient?
- Nope, didn't say that.

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I would assume based on
interviews I've seen.

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- He's a very gruff guy.
- Well, you just told me. You just told me he's a patient.

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- No, I didn't. I never said--
- Yeah, you did.

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I never said I've seen my
patient, Harrison Ford,

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- after his last plane crash.
- Okay.

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Well, why don't I get you
set up with a foam roller?

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- Foam roller.
- Very easy to use.

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- I'm gonna give you a--
- So you want me to roll?

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I just
want you to roll on it.

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- Okay.
- Very easily.

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Elizabeth at the front desk...

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...will walk you through how to use it.

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Self-explanatory.

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It should be pretty simple,

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but we will give you a document
with some illustrations on it

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to walk you through it as well.
Okay, Larry?

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And then I'm gonna write
you a prescription.

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How do you do with anti-inflammatories?

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I know, as a Jew, I get a
little rumbly in my tumbly.

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- Uh, I do okay.
- Ah!

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That's why I never
became a basketball player.

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♪ ♪

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I will see you back here
in a couple of days,

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and you, my friend, should
be feeling as good as new.

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Okay.

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[Larry] And I get a glimpse
of his underwear.

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It was completely frayed,
like loose violin strings.

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And holes in it. It was like the
underwear had been to war.

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I don't know why you didn't run out.

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Why? I'm not gonna run out.
That's rude.

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You know what? My back actually
feels a little better.

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- It does?
- Yeah.

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I don't care. I will never
be going back to him.

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- Really?
- I am done.

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- Hey, you know what?
- What?

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Maybe that's why there's
nobody in his waiting room.

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[Jeff] Oh...

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- And look at this, look at this.
- [Jeff] All right.

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- Let's see this set, huh?
- [Jeff] Let's see.

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Oh.

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Oh, my God.
This is freaky. This is--

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Really, this is exactly--

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These are the exact dimensions.
We had a piano here.

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- What was in here?
- Huh?

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- What was in here?
- That's my mother's closet.

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Oh. That's a nice--

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Holy shit. Look at this.

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This is the exact dimension
of the apartment.

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I lived here from eight to twenty-five.

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Look at the size of this kitchen we had.

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00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,720
- [Jeff] Huh.
- [Larry] Look, they even got the stove exactly right.

241
00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,472
Come on, let's check out wardrobe.

242
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,142
- Oh, this is great.
- [Jason] This feels good, yeah.

243
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,684
- Ah, there he is. Hey.
- Hey.

244
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,562
- Feels very like Cliff, right?
- Oh, that's Cliff.

245
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,231
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

246
00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,899
He's loving the jackets.
We got some really good looks.

247
00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,484
Those are good. Yeah, very '60s.

248
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,986
Oh, um, I was just looking at
the schedule and I realized,

249
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,738
and this is totally my fault,
I'm so sorry,

250
00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,241
but I can't make anything
after four on Thursdays.

251
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,534
I have a church thing.

252
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,035
- Church?
- [Jason] Yeah.

253
00:10:20,035 --> 00:10:21,578
Your last name's Steinberg.

254
00:10:21,703 --> 00:10:22,914
Oh, I'm a Jew for Jesus.

255
00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,916
- I love this one.
- Nice.

256
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,751
- Let's just go and grab a picture.
- [Jason] Okay, great.

257
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,045
So, again, I can totally
work around it, if not,

258
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,964
but I hope that doesn't, like, throw
a huge wrench in everything.

259
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,381
- No. No.
- Oh, well, uh, We'll fix it in the schedule.

260
00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:33,466
Bless you. Thank you so much.

261
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:34,592
- Sure.
- Okay.

262
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,636
[Freddy Funkhouser] <i>Jew for Jesus, really?</i>

263
00:10:37,761 --> 00:10:39,222
And do you think he's sincere about it?

264
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,849
- Oh, totally.
- Yes, totally sincere.

265
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,767
I was so shocked and stunned

266
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:46,062
...that that face, that punim--

267
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,397
And by the way, you look at this kid,

268
00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:49,357
his parents are a big ball of Jewish.

269
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,942
He's screaming Jew.

270
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,194
What do you think about this
whole Jews for Jesus thing?

271
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,530
That's crazy stuff. I don't
know why anyone would do that.

272
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,490
[Larry] You know, when
you're a Jew for Jesus,

273
00:10:57,615 --> 00:11:00,076
- you're embraced by the Gentiles immediately.
- [Freddy] Right.

274
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,453
But as much as you're
embraced by the Gentiles,

275
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:03,997
you're reviled by the Jews.

276
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,874
He's-- You know, he's
considered like a traitor.

277
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,041
- That's right.
- [Larry] He's left us.

278
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,085
[Freddy] The Gentiles are liking him.

279
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,920
They'll put that one in the
front. They're proud of that.

280
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,338
- "We took him in." You know?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

281
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:13,631
- "We got one."
- We got one.

282
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:14,883
- We got one.
- We got one.

283
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:15,967
Why they want one, I don't know.

284
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,094
- But they got one.
- They got one.

285
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,554
Hey, by the way, remind me when
it's two o'clock, will you?

286
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,889
- Two o'clock? I got it.
- Yeah.

287
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,182
Hello, gentlemen.
How are we doing?

288
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,349
- Hello.
- Hi.

289
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:24,642
I'm gonna get the steak-frites.

290
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,727
- Medium rare okay?
- Medium rare is great.

291
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,479
Spinach salad for me, please.

292
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:29,981
- I'll get the Caesar.
- And anchovies gonna be okay on that?

293
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,317
- Please.
- With the anchovies?

294
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,693
Yeah. I like anchovies. So what?

295
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,945
- It's just a strong choice.
- Who does that?

296
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,780
You know, it's unbelievable,
the contempt

297
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,991
that people have for you
when you order anchovies.

298
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,951
It's like I'm a
pornographer or something.

299
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,870
I can honestly say, I've
never seen someone say yes

300
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,622
to anchovies on the Caesar.
Have you?

301
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,290
You know what it's like?
It's like going to church

302
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,250
- on Thursday.
- Right. It's an odd choice.

303
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,877
You know what?
Forget the anchovies.

304
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,212
- Okay.
- Why would you do that?

305
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,880
I don't want them anymore.

306
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,506
- You ruined my lunch.
- [Freddy] Why did I ruin it?

307
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,592
- You ruined my lunch.
- I just thought it was strange.

308
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,302
By the way, there are many
things that you guys eat,

309
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,221
okay, lot of things you
eat in particular,

310
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:02,804
that I don't comment on,
that I find offensive.

311
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,391
- Ice cream?
- No, I like ice cream.

312
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,101
- Okay, an omelet?
- I like an omelet.

313
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,937
- French toast?
- Love French toast.

314
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,521
So what the fuck are you talking about?

315
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:13,149
Okay, you know what?
No anchovies. We're good.

316
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,692
- Okay.
- Okay. Thank you.

317
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,819
You're a little defensive
in the world of anchovies.

318
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,446
I wish you would've
gotten the anchovies.

319
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,448
- Yeah.
- Oh, jeez. I need to charge.

320
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,492
[Jeff] Don't you think someone
should be able to comment on food?

321
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,118
[Freddy] Always be able to comment.

322
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,328
- Hi. You have a charger?
- Oh, it's being used.

323
00:12:26,453 --> 00:12:29,165
- Is that the only one?
- Yeah, unfortunately.

324
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,793
- Who's using it?
- Um... that gentleman is.

325
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,379
- The guy in the tie?
- Yeah, at your table.

326
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:37,423
- What's he at?
- He's at 23 percent.

327
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:40,260
Oh. Hey, you're at 23 percent.
I'm at two.

328
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,678
Can I take over the charger?

329
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:43,763
- No.
- Why?

330
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,431
- Hey, I was there first.
- [Larry] So what?

331
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,684
You know, if we were in a
gym, you're on a treadmill

332
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,477
you can't go more than half an hour.

333
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,187
You got people waiting.

334
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,731
Well, the beauty of that is
I never go on a treadmill.

335
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:58,319
Uh, would you mind unplugging his
phone and plugging mine in?

336
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,197
You want me to unplug
your friend's phone?

337
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,155
Yeah.

338
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,700
Even though he just told you no?

339
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,118
- Yeah.
- But he'll know.

340
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,410
He'll be able to see.

341
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,288
So what? I don't care.

342
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,498
I kind of feel like you and your
friend have a strange dynamic

343
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,792
that I'd rather not get involved with.

344
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,295
- So you're not gonna do it?
- No.

345
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:19,215
♪ ♪

346
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,592
- This stinks.
- Your own fault.

347
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,303
No, it's your fault.
It's your fault.

348
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,471
- You did it to yourself.
- No, I didn't do it to myself.

349
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:26,764
Yeah, you did.
You did it to yourself.

350
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,766
- You did it to me.
- No.

351
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,143
[Larry] You stopped me from
enjoying it. You ruined my lunch.

352
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,311
Hey, what time is it?

353
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,730
- 10.
- 2:10?

354
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,273
You were supposed to remind
me when it was two o'clock.

355
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,524
You're right. I forgot.
I'm sorry.

356
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,067
[Larry] Oh, my God. My-- my car.

357
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,277
I was in the middle of eating,
I'm sorry.

358
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,069
- My car!
- I'm sorry.

359
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,821
My fault, Larry.

360
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,280
- What's his charge now?
- Twenty-eight percent.

361
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:44,741
He's not having a good
day, that's for sure.

362
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,075
Should've said something to me.

363
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,747
Are you kidding me? Shit.

364
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,501
- Towed. Towed.
- Ah.

365
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,253
- I'm sorry. That sucks.
- Yeah.

366
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,881
You could've reminded me.
You said you would remind me.

367
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,841
- I'm just saying.
- So it's my fault?

368
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,968
Yeah, you didn't remind me.

369
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,721
If you had said, "My car is gonna get towed
at two o'clock," I would've remembered.

370
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,639
But when you said, "Remind me of something at
two," it felt so light. It's so toothless.

371
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,475
Look you're the reminder,
I'm the remindee.

372
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:14,354
Once the reminder takes on
reminder ship, you own it.

373
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,813
So let me get this clear.

374
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,149
Anyone who's asked to be
reminded of something

375
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,402
has to assume the person will die if
they're not reminded. Is that right?

376
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,862
- Death is the...
- Death is the consequence.

377
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,447
Death could be the consequence.

378
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,282
That's a very different
idea of reminder ship.

379
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,284
The remindee has to place
his trust in the reminder.

380
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,577
- Right.
- It's the sacred pact.

381
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,913
If you can't handle it,
then don't take it on.

382
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,289
By the way, if it's so important,

383
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,832
why didn't you set your
alarm or something?

384
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,085
I did set the alarm, but my battery died

385
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,961
because Jeff wouldn't let me charge.

386
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,172
But the truth is, if you had
your phone, we're not in this.

387
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,799
- Okay? Okay.
- Absolutely. It's all his fault.

388
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,634
Let's go enjoy the rest of the lunch.

389
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,552
I can't stand this lunch.
I gotta get something else.

390
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,639
♪ ♪

391
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:10,576
- Hey, man.
- Oh, you made coffee, great.

392
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,996
Man, I had the worst,
worst night's sleep.

393
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,623
I felt like I heard creaking,

394
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,334
and I think that roofer must've
weakened it or something.

395
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,546
The size of that motherfucker
walking around all over the roof,

396
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,840
we're lucky the fucking drywall
ain't cracking and shit

397
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,341
from his big ass.

398
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,760
Anyway, it was just--
It was the worst.

399
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,555
You just lay there and
your mind just wanders,

400
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,223
and you can't get back to bed.

401
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,850
You think about all this crazy stuff.

402
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,227
Like if you saw a picture of a
bearded lady in the circus

403
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,271
without the beard, and she
was really attractive.

404
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,399
Would you try and date her
and convince her to shave?

405
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,902
The fuck? I had one more left.

406
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,780
Who the fuck ate my last
fucking Haagen-Dazs popsicle?

407
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,365
I don't know. It wasn't me.

408
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,491
You know who's been here,

409
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,201
walking around the fucking house?

410
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,036
It's that fat-ass, goddamn roofer.

411
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:58,916
When food's missing, suspicions
invariably turn to the heavyset.

412
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,543
That motherfucker is
F-A-T positive.

413
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,628
You know what I'm saying?
If a hat was missing,

414
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,464
I would blame a bald head
motherfucker like you.

415
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,299
That's the roofer.

416
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,259
- Hey, Larry.
- How are ya?

417
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,761
Good. I got something
special to show you.

418
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:14,140
I have got a brand-new palette of tiles

419
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,975
to replace the cracked ones on the roof.

420
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,227
I'm sure they're fine.
I don't need to see them.

421
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,022
Oh, you're gonna be very
impressed. Come on. Come on.

422
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,899
There's no point in showing me tiles.

423
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,901
- I have no interest in tiles.
- Yeah, come on. Check this out.

424
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,652
Look at those bad boys.

425
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,446
- Wow.
- Oh, fantastic. Gorgeous tiles.

426
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,447
Only the best.

427
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,449
I'm really glad
I got to see them.

428
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,242
I'll be up there for a couple
of days, if you need me.

429
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,869
I'm gonna put these in, and
it'll be good as new.

430
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,121
- You're going up?
- Yeah. That's what I do.

431
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,831
- Couple of days?
- You want it perfect, don't you?

432
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,083
What do you do? Why don't you
send this kid up there?

433
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,251
Eric's in training.

434
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,836
- Yeah.
- Eric is my assistant.

435
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,713
- Send him up.
- He's not ready to go up yet.

436
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,298
Yeah. I don't go up. He goes up.

437
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,758
- [Larry] You go up...
- I--

438
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:49,926
...and you supervise from down here.

439
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,844
I'm gonna be honest with you, Larry.

440
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,429
I don't think he really
wants to be a roofer.

441
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,556
- Tell him.
- I'm looking into tattooing.

442
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,933
Tattoo. Tattoo artist.

443
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,726
Why don't you give Larry a tattoo?

444
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,479
Oh. I mean,
I'd be down for that.

445
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:02,563
That's not gonna happen.

446
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:03,981
- [Eric] No?
- [Jonas] No way?

447
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,316
He's the roofer.
I'm the roofer's helper.

448
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,943
He goes up, I stay down here.

449
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,862
♪ ♪

450
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,781
Did you ask him about my popsicles?

451
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,907
He's not interested in your food.

452
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,661
No, no. He's not interested
in your fucking food.

453
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,079
He don't want the fucking mung beans

454
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,622
and fucking wheatgrass, olives.

455
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,666
He don't want no fucking
olives with the red--

456
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,667
What's that red shit stuck
inside the fucking olive?

457
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:24,794
Pimento?

458
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,254
Yeah. Same shit that come out of a lady

459
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,755
after she have a baby.

460
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,090
That man got a sweet tooth,
I'm telling you.

461
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,174
He wants all my snacks and shit.

462
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,686
Okay, you know what?
I can't stay here.

463
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:44,605
I'm not gonna stay here.
I didn't sleep last night.

464
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,940
I'm packing a bag.

465
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,483
He's gonna be here for a couple of days?

466
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:48,693
I'm not staying here a couple days.

467
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,655
- Are you kidding me?
- What you gonna do?

468
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,407
I don't know.
I'll go to Freddy's.

469
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:57,243
Oh, shit. I don't have my car.
My car got towed.

470
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,953
And I gotta go to the chiropractor.

471
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,080
I gotta go to work.
This really stinks!

472
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:04,584
Oh, shit! What the fuck?

473
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,547
- [Larry] Hello.
- You called for a car?

474
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:10,715
I did. Yeah.

475
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,863
- [Larry] I gotta make a stop.
- [Miriam] All right.

476
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,493
- Hey.
- Larry! How we doing today?

477
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,244
You know what? Much better.

478
00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:43,289
That's what
I like to hear. Tell me.

479
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:44,749
You have worked magic.

480
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,626
- It's what I do. It's what I do.
- You really have.

481
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,586
- So, pain is lessened?
- Yes, yes.

482
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,630
- Meds are agreeing with you?
- Yeah, I'm doing the roller.

483
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,214
So, here's what I think we're gonna do.

484
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,090
I think I'm going to lower the dosage,

485
00:18:54,215 --> 00:18:55,760
- or maybe even cut you off entirely.
- Okay. Okay.

486
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,637
And then I wanna stick
with the foam roller,

487
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,597
- but I'm gonna give you a firmer foam roller.
- Oh.

488
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,932
And remember, the key is, you
don't wanna push too hard.

489
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,893
- [Larry] Okay.
- Just enough to make it work.

490
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:06,520
And what do we got here?

491
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,023
Yeah.
Let's go with this bad boy.

492
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,068
So, Elizabeth at the front
will walk you through it.

493
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,819
Same principle as last time.
You all right?

494
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,029
Um...

495
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,367
All right.
Can I be honest with you?

496
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,285
- Yeah.
- So, the first time I was here,

497
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:25,373
you bent over... and I noticed...

498
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,667
that your underwear was quite frayed.

499
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:30,461
- Frayed?
- Frayed.

500
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,796
- Frayed how?
- It was stringy,

501
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,340
and you had holes in it as well.

502
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,384
And I'm coming to the conclusion

503
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:41,013
that the reason that I don't
see patients in your office--

504
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,682
Is because of the nature
of my underwear.

505
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,059
Yes. I think they've stopped coming

506
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,769
because they see your underwear

507
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,438
and know that something's
amiss, and they stay away.

508
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,232
You're losing a lot of business.

509
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,817
Because look what it says about you.

510
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,486
Slovenly, unkempt, can't
take care of himself.

511
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,862
Who wants to see a doctor like that?

512
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,031
Nobody. I wouldn't want
to see that doctor.

513
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:02,868
Your underwear, it's threadbare
beyond all normal usage.

514
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,371
You gotta have some underwear awareness.

515
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,832
- What the hell do I do?
- Here's a good rule of thumb.

516
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:11,252
Once the cotton detaches from
the elastic, they gotta go.

517
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,171
- And are your balls dangling?
- They are.

518
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,465
Once your balls are dangling, it's over.

519
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,843
So what should I do with
these, the ones that I have?

520
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,553
Use them for emergencies only?

521
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,221
These aren't even for
emergencies. You throw them out.

522
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,098
A heroin addict doesn't
keep the needles.

523
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,142
So what do I do about this situation?

524
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,810
- How about this?
- Yeah?

525
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,980
Suppose you write an email
to all your patients.

526
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,441
Hold that thought.

527
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,236
- Talk to me.
- Okay.

528
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,821
"It is vitally important to me

529
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:42,157
that my patients be able
to trust their doctor.

530
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,076
It has recently come to my attention

531
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,454
that my underwear is quite frayed..."

532
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,917
[Miriam] Oh, they're filming some movie.

533
00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:55,004
Sorry I can't get you
closer to your stage.

534
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,757
They're making me park a
little further away today.

535
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,718
- Oh. Well, that's okay.
- [Miriam] You sure?

536
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,136
Yeah, it's fine.

537
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,721
[Miriam] You gonna want
me to wait for you?

538
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,765
No, a friend of mine's gonna take me

539
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,266
where I need to go later.

540
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:08,559
[Miriam] All righty.

541
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,228
[Seth Rogen] Okay, ready to rehearse.

542
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,563
Okay. Seth,
you're sailing on your ship

543
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:13,898
and you're meeting Jormungandr.

544
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,566
Does this hat look stupid, man?

545
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,359
I just feel like this was a mistake.

546
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,028
So much gack.

547
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,696
Why did they wear all
this shit back then?

548
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:24,492
What a cumbersome fucking ti--
Okay, ready.

549
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,285
The helmet looks great.

550
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,746
And you said you were gonna
try the accent again.

551
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,539
[Seth] I'm gonna try the accent.

552
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,709
I might just ADR the
whole movie in post.

553
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,044
Where am I looking?

554
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,754
Is this top tennis ball--
What is that?

555
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,422
The top tennis
ball is his third eye.

556
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:42,259
Fucking shit. Okay.
Can't look down, ever.

557
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,720
Okay.
Ready to rehearse. And action.

558
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:48,682
[Seth in Swedish accent] I am Bjorn,
son of Bjorn, and we make fish.

559
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,560
That is what my family does.

560
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:55,231
I am the greatest fisherman
in the whole sea.

561
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,455
- Hey, Lar.
- Hey.

562
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,708
Wow.

563
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,795
Oh, no no, no. It's, uh,
it's car company protocol.

564
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,756
I'm not-- They don't want
me to carry my bags.

565
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,090
- Oh yeah?
- They said it's sexist.

566
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,926
I had a whole conversation with them.

567
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,135
Sure you did.

568
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,763
The company wants her to do
that. It's not-- It's not me.

569
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,515
Can't disobey the car company.

570
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,725
I want to car--
I carried it the last time.

571
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,018
Okay. Sure, Larry.

572
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,603
- How you doing? You okay?
- Yeah.

573
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,981
- You want help?
- No.

574
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:39,316
- [Larry] Need some help?
- No.

575
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,863
<i>So it's coming
together, don't you think?</i>

576
00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:45,406
[Larry] The plastic is a
great touch, I love that.

577
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,157
Okay. I know you want to
change the table out.

578
00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:48,868
- Yeah.
- [Ken] Hey, Larry.

579
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:50,077
Do you have just a quick second?
I'm sorry to interrupt.

580
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,912
We'll finish this up later?

581
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,163
- [Larry] Great, okay.
- Okay, good. See you in a bit.

582
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,915
- What's up?
- Um...

583
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,750
I'm so sorry to be a--
I don't mean to be a problem.

584
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,460
- Do you know, uh, Jason, right?
- Jason Steinberg, yeah.

585
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,629
- Yeah. So, he's a Jew for Jesus.
- Yeah, I know.

586
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,965
It's starting to interfere
with our performing.

587
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,634
We're trying to rehearse, and we're
being converted, basically.

588
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:08,721
You know, a lot of pamphlets and
signs and stuff, you know.

589
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,513
- He's proselytizing?
- [Rose] Yes.

590
00:23:10,638 --> 00:23:12,850
He has mini Bibles. You know,
those little keychain Bibles.

591
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,435
Okay, well, thanks for letting me know.

592
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,936
- [Rose] I'm sure he's a good guy.
- Appreciate it, Larry.

593
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,480
- I'll take care of it.
- [Rose] Thank you so much.

594
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,156
- Hey.
- Larry, hey! You have a second?

595
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,491
You know, I actually do.

596
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,952
That's great. Um, in the scene
where I swap with Larry

597
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,163
as the chauffeur for the blind woman...

598
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:36,205
- [Larry] Yeah.
- Why would she not know it's me?

599
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,334
Because she's blind.

600
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:41,295
Eh... I'm just not buying it.

601
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,923
- Oh, you're not buying it?
- Not really, no.

602
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:45,465
You're buying the virgin birth.

603
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:47,384
What's so hard to believe
about the virgin birth?

604
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:50,888
Oh, no. It's just, people get
pregnant by God all the time.

605
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,640
Well, they don't.
That's what makes it so special.

606
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,308
Why wasn't Joseph having
sex with her, by the way?

607
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,893
They were married.

608
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,686
Well, she was trying to
keep herself pure for God.

609
00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:59,563
What did Mary tell Joseph
when she got pregnant?

610
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:02,023
"I have brought unto you a
miracle, the son of God.

611
00:24:02,148 --> 00:24:04,859
- He grows within me."
- And then you know what Joseph did?

612
00:24:04,984 --> 00:24:07,237
He went next door and he
spoke to his friend,

613
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,989
he said, "She's...

614
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,075
She's out of her fucking mind.
I gotta get out of there."

615
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,451
- Well, no that's one of God's miracles.
- Yeah.

616
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,036
The parting of the sea

617
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,246
and the falling of, like,
frogs from the sky.

618
00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:17,580
Look, you wanna be a Jesus guy,

619
00:24:17,705 --> 00:24:19,333
- <i>zei gezunt,</i> go ahead.
- Yeah.

620
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,917
- These Jews...
- [Jason] Uh-huh.

621
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:23,837
...on the set, are not for Jesus.

622
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,465
So leave them alone.
No proselytizing here.

623
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,509
- That's out.
- Oh, okay.

624
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,386
- Got it? Okay?
- No more Jesus.

625
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:33,430
- Just out of full just honesty and transparency...
- [Larry] Yeah.

626
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,891
...I am going to be
saying his name inside,

627
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,518
in my heart. That's how
I get through the day.

628
00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,061
Say it inside as much as you want.

629
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,521
[Jason] I will shout it from the inside.

630
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,189
I don't care what you say inside.

631
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,109
- Okay. Oh, shoot. Ow. Sorry.
- [Larry] What's the matter?

632
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,194
No, it's just my sciatica's acting up.

633
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:48,737
You need a chiropractor?
I got the guy.

634
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,490
My back was terrible.
This guy was really helping me.

635
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,242
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

636
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:54,868
That would be incredible.
You think he can fit me in like,

637
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,369
I don't know, maybe today?

638
00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:58,998
Uh, yes.
I think he can fit you in today.

639
00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:01,291
- I'll get you the number.
- Okay. Thank you so much.

640
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:04,628
Yeah, I think I was doing, like,
a Norwegian accent up till now,

641
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,338
but I'm thinking of kinda pivoting

642
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:09,133
- to more of like a Danish accent.
- Seth. Hey.

643
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:10,718
Hey, Larry.

644
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:13,512
You got a toddler carrying
your shit around still?

645
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:17,266
- Yeah, that was, uh, slightly embarrassing.
- [Seth] Yeah.

646
00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:18,559
- It's a bad look.
- I know that.

647
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:20,936
- And that's why I'm here.
- [Seth] Okay.

648
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,022
Uh, to tell you that
I'm aware of that.

649
00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:25,607
- Great. As long as you're aware of it.
- I'm aware.

650
00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,192
I get it, man.
It's tough out there.

651
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:29,069
You wanna look relatable, you know?

652
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:31,946
That's a big part of my thing,
trust me. I'm an everyman.

653
00:25:32,071 --> 00:25:33,115
- An everyman?
- [Seth] Yeah.

654
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,700
Really?
Is that who you wanna be?

655
00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:36,827
People like an everyman,
just so you know.

656
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:40,497
They may like an everyman, but
most every man is kind of stupid.

657
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,082
Exactly, that's how I come across.

658
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:44,251
I portray myself as stupid so
people relate to me more.

659
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,295
- Okay, you wanna be stupid.
- I don't wanna be stupid.

660
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,422
I want people to think I'm stupid.

661
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,465
I see. So you're a smart person
who's trying to appear stupid

662
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,259
so people will like you?

663
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,344
Yeah, and you're a nice person
appearing to be an asshole

664
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:56,305
- so no one likes you?
- Yeah.

665
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:58,432
Honestly, just, here's all
I have to say about it.

666
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,350
I'm working with you. I'm
associated with you from now on.

667
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:02,436
People are saying our names
in the same sentences.

668
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,354
- Yes.
- Try not to do things that

669
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,898
make you very much seem like an asshole

670
00:26:07,023 --> 00:26:08,609
to anyone who's looking at you.

671
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:09,943
- I completely get it.
- Okay.

672
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,904
- Just in my own defense...
- Yeah.

673
00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:15,240
There are certain things that
I would prefer a man doing

674
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:16,867
- over a woman.
- No. Don't say that to anyone.

675
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,660
Keep that shit to your
fucking self, man.

676
00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:20,079
But there are also certain
things I prefer to having

677
00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:21,413
a woman over a man.

678
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:22,873
- That's also bad!
- Why is that bad?

679
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:25,292
- Like a massage?
- Don't say that shit.

680
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,502
I don't want a man touching me.

681
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:28,337
Larry, just stop naming professions

682
00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,339
and which sexes should do them
and which ones shouldn't.

683
00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:31,965
- Okay. Okay.
- Don't do that.

684
00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,675
- All sexes can do all jobs.
- Sure. No, I know they can.

685
00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,427
But we all have our secret preferences

686
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:37,387
as to who we want to work on us
for some particular things.

687
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:38,847
- Well, they should be secret.
- Let me ask you a question.

688
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:40,557
- [Seth] What?
- Eye doctor?

689
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,601
I don't give a fuck.
You care who looks at your eyes?

690
00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:44,520
- I don't like it if...
- I'm looking at your eyes right now!

691
00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:47,397
No, but you're not hovering on.
You're not an inch away from me.

692
00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:48,941
- It's an eye doctor!
- I don't like it.

693
00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:51,109
Urologist? Proctologist?

694
00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:53,362
- Man.
- See? That makes no sense!

695
00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:55,196
You don't want a man face to face,

696
00:26:55,321 --> 00:26:57,032
but you want a man to stick his
finger up your fuckin' ass?

697
00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:58,407
You're gonna feel comfortable
with a strange woman

698
00:26:58,534 --> 00:26:59,910
sticking her finger up your ass?

699
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,954
I don't give a fuck who's
sticking their finger up my ass.

700
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:03,163
What kind of woman becomes
a urologist anyway?

701
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:04,998
A very bright, enterprising woman

702
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,376
who wants to make dicks
and butts better.

703
00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:09,086
Okay. You know, I might try that
out. I'm gonna try that later.

704
00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:10,712
- Give it a try!
- I'm gonna let you know about that.

705
00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:12,422
I would text it, okay?

706
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:13,715
Keep it to yourself.

707
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,634
We don't know each other that well.

708
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,469
You've said 30 insane things to
me in the last few minutes.

709
00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,179
- I'm not an everyman.
- No, you're not an everyman.

710
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,931
- I'm not an everyman.
- You are a singular man.

711
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,975
All right. So excited
you're doing the show.

712
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,476
- I'm excited to be working with you.
- It's gonna be great.

713
00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:26,145
I look forward to <i>Little Larry.</i>

714
00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:27,771
- So glad you're doing it.
- I'm excited to do it.

715
00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,690
Like, you know, what are
you supposed to do?

716
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,233
- They send a tiny woman to--
- Just stop talking about it!

717
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:32,734
Just stop, Larry.
Walk away. Stop.

718
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:36,488
[Larry] Thank you so much.

719
00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:38,407
My pleasure.
You need help with your bags?

720
00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:40,367
Absolutely not. Thank you.

721
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,251
Come on in.

722
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:50,460
I'm so glad you're gonna be
here for a couple of days.

723
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:51,837
I really appreciate it.

724
00:27:51,962 --> 00:27:53,338
- Thank you.
- Are you kidding me?

725
00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:54,840
Just leave that there.
Come on in.

726
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:57,593
- Yeah, man. This is fun.
- All right.

727
00:27:57,718 --> 00:27:59,720
- This is gonna be great.
- Yeah. Boy.

728
00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:02,806
Hey, did you get that crazy email

729
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:04,474
from that chiropractor,
Jacobsen?

730
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,519
- Yeah. I wrote it.
- You wrote his email?

731
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,061
I wrote the email.

732
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,814
Did you stop going to him
because of the underwear?

733
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:12,357
Yeah. Exactly.

734
00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:13,483
- Did you see that underwear?
- Yeah, I did.

735
00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:14,818
Was that bizarre?

736
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:15,986
Well, that's why
I wrote the email.

737
00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:17,321
So, are you gonna go back?

738
00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:19,114
I'm not going--
No, I wouldn't go back.

739
00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,907
I don't understand.
Why wouldn't you go back?

740
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:22,910
It was like ancient underwear.
It was like rustic.

741
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:24,703
It was like underwear that was
from the Pilgrims or something.

742
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:25,871
You know, that's the sign
of a lot of washing.

743
00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,539
That's a good sign.

744
00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:29,458
The problem isn't just that
the underwear is frayed.

745
00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,167
It's the person that would put
everyone in that position.

746
00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:32,461
Yeah. You know what?
I'm thirsty.

747
00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:34,087
Can I get something to drink?

748
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:35,631
If we stop talking about
the underwear, yeah.

749
00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:37,215
Yeah, please.
Knock yourself out.

750
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:38,550
You got one Perrier left.
Can I have it?

751
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,010
Well, no. Not if there's one.

752
00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:41,762
You're not gonna give me the last one?

753
00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:43,597
The last one goes to the
host, everyone knows that.

754
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,182
You got others. You got--
Want the orange juice?

755
00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:46,683
- No, I don't want that.
- Grab something else.

756
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:47,935
I got the keto, I got the other.

757
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,478
- I wanted the Perrier.
- Why would you even ask

758
00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:51,313
- if there's only one?
- Yeah.

759
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,065
Anyway, I feel terrible
about the car situation.

760
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,858
Let me do something to
help you with the car.

761
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,818
You're still missing the car.
Let's do-- I got an app.

762
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:59,029
I got a guy in Tarzana who will
drive you a car out here.

763
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,697
- Yeah. No, that's okay.
- I'll go--

764
00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:03,033
I'll pick up the car from
the tow place tomorrow.

765
00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:04,660
- Yeah? You're sure?
- Yeah.

766
00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:05,953
- What would make you happy?
- I don't know.

767
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:07,204
What can I do to help you?

768
00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:09,039
Maybe I'll have a glass of water.

769
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,582
The tap water is great.
I got double-- two filters.

770
00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:12,417
- I filter the filter.
- Is it cold?

771
00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:14,086
I got ice. You put the ice
in it. It's freezing.

772
00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:16,004
- Nah. Ice smells.
- I have filtered ice.

773
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,589
- It's cold, when it's in--
- It's smelly. I don't like it.

774
00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:19,341
What do you think of filtered water?

775
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,468
I was-- I was just wanted
the sparkling water.

776
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:22,970
Oh! You're killing me.

777
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,179
You should've given me the Perrier.

778
00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:25,681
You know you can't ask for the Perrier.

779
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:26,890
There's gonna be Perrier tomorrow. Okay?

780
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,475
- Yeah.
- The car.

781
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,143
What can I do to make you
happy with the car?

782
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,979
- If you wanna do something nice...
- Yes.

783
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,605
- Go back and see Dr. Jacobsen.
- Never gonna happen.

784
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:34,856
I can't get that underwear
out of my head.

785
00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:36,400
I'm not going to see the doctor.

786
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:38,026
Okay. You know what?
I don't wanna stay here.

787
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:39,820
- What are you--
- I don't wanna stay here.

788
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:40,946
I'd rather the roof falling
on my head in my house

789
00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:42,281
than stay here.

790
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:43,240
- That's extreme, Larry.
- Okay. Yeah.

791
00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:44,658
I don't think so.

792
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,285
Oh, because you can't
have the last Perrier?

793
00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:47,744
Yeah, and you know what?

794
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,204
Remind me never to ask you
for any more favors.

795
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:50,497
Remind you?
Who'd ever sign up

796
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:51,707
for a reminding gig with you.

797
00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,166
It's like a predatory contract.

798
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,418
I wouldn't remind you of something

799
00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:55,836
if we had a lawyer paper it.

800
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,462
Why would you let me get an app?

801
00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:59,881
Don't do the Perrier. That's
an act of war, the Perrier.

802
00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,049
You're better than that.

803
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,427
- I'm calling a car service.
- Great.

804
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:04,970
Call the goddamn car service.

805
00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,263
Maybe they'll have a Perrier in the car.

806
00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:09,391
- Hello.
- Oh, hello.

807
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,476
Hey, wait. Wait a second.
What are you doing?

808
00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:13,395
Hey, don't-- don't-- don't take those.

809
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,355
I got those bags. Stop it.

810
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:19,276
Hey, come on. Stop it. Hold it.
Here, here, give me those.

811
00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:21,570
- Gimme those, stop it.
- Let me. Get your hands off it!

812
00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:22,654
What are you doing?

813
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,037
Give me the bag, sir.

814
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,169
Look, Mommy. Mommy! That man
is beating up that woman.

815
00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:39,129
No, she-- she won't let me carry--

816
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,255
They're my bags!

817
00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:44,134
[Mom] Oh, my God.
Honey, don't look.

818
00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,232
Remind me never to drive you again.

819
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:02,319
Oh, don't worry.
I own that reminder ship.

820
00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:04,404
You will never ever have
to think about that

821
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:07,783
for the rest of your life.
That's on me.

822
00:31:07,908 --> 00:31:10,494
[Jason] <i>It's a little hard to describe,
but the way I like to think of it is,</i>

823
00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:12,746
I was in this beautiful room.

824
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,581
- There was Judaism.
- Mm-hmm.

825
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:17,125
It was just dark. And I assumed
it was a windowless room.

826
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,419
And then Christ shows up,
and it's not windowless.

827
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,755
It's just that the windows are closed.

828
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,007
And it's like, "Oh, I get it." And
everything clicked with me and I was like,

829
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:26,802
"Oh, wait! Jesus was Jewish.
Oh, wait.

830
00:31:26,927 --> 00:31:28,595
Everyone that wrote the Old Testament,

831
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,263
everyone that wrote the New Testament,

832
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,057
they were all Jews."

833
00:31:32,182 --> 00:31:35,018
And I'm doing the same things,
but the things have meaning.

834
00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:37,104
I actually got a pamphlet
if you're interested.

835
00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:39,898
Yeah, okay.

836
00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:46,071
Hey, Larry.
Can I borrow your charger?

837
00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:48,281
- Huh?
- I'm down to four percent.

838
00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:50,033
Well, where's your charger?

839
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,827
I don't fucking know where
the fucking charger's at.

840
00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:53,578
I been trying to find it
since I was at 17 percent.

841
00:31:53,703 --> 00:31:55,622
I'm at nine percent.
I'm charging. I'm working.

842
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,457
Tell you what, give me some
juice until I get to seven,

843
00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,167
and then we'll go back and
forth, back and forth.

844
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:00,836
Listen, we're not at the
bottom of the ocean

845
00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:02,712
sharing one tank of oxygen.
That's suicide.

846
00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:04,339
- We'll both die.
- Why is it suicide?

847
00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,341
- I'm at three percent.
- It's Sophie's choice.

848
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,218
And you're the baby who's going.

849
00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:09,636
Where the fuck is my shit at?

850
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,221
[Larry] Let me get to 15.
Is that too much to ask?

851
00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:12,973
Larry, fucking look over there.

852
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:14,474
My fucking charger is right there.

853
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,268
And the fucking wire is going from there

854
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:18,353
up through the fucking window.

855
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:21,440
- The roofer took your charger?
- You fat motherfucker!

856
00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:26,820
Hey! Hey! Hey!

857
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,613
Let it go, motherfucker.
Let it go.

858
00:32:28,738 --> 00:32:31,741
- Come here, come here.
- Let it go, you fat bitch.

859
00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,718
Take the rest of the day off.

860
00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:56,850
Fucking back.

861
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:00,604
What are you guys looking at?

862
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,147
Oh, you're not gonna believe this.

863
00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:08,945
Oh my God! Holy fuck!
That's not a good look.

864
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,322
I'm not working with that guy.

865
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,908
- How does this feel?
- Feels good.

866
00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:16,036
Ah Larry! Who's this guy?
Who's this guy I'm working on?

867
00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:17,704
Look at you. You're good as new.

868
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,581
Hey, you notice anything
different out there?

869
00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:21,541
Oh, you mean something called patients?

870
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,001
- Patients!
- Yes.

871
00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:24,711
Patients.
I got patients back here.

872
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:27,005
- It's remarkable.
- Larry, they were so grateful

873
00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:28,715
that I upgraded the underwear.

874
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,468
I'm so happy for you.
And I can't thank you enough.

875
00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:33,261
You did such a great job on my back.

876
00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:35,430
"'I will restore you to health
and heal your wounds,'

877
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:38,558
declares the Lord."
Jeremiah 30:17.

878
00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:41,228
What?

879
00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:42,938
I would love to tell you
about our Lord and Savior,

880
00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:45,398
Jesus Christ. I have pamphlets.

881
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,025
Oh, fuck.

882
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:49,861
♪ ♪

883
00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:59,055
♪ ♪


